We bought The chair to help us with age and bad knees. The event started off innocent enough.. then things went bad.
We were both excited to try it out and were definitely ready to go. My girlfriend got on top. The chair combined with the wobbling of the bed it started getting really wonky.
Then she started laughing, uncontrollably. I was concerned she was going to fart. She was laughing so hard she was worried about peeing. So, I started laughing uncontrollably.
So, my girlfriend is laughing so hard, she looks like she’s going to have a stroke. She grabs the 10 speed looking handles and tries to stop laughing. I can’t.. stop laughing either.
I guess I had a look of fear as well as arousal on my face. It was definitely wobbly. I totally lost my boner. It was just a very uncomfortable first time experience.
We want to try it again. Maybe on the floor? But, we can’t even mention it without bursting into tears with laughter.
It’s definitely a source of fun. For sure.
Dia R
It’s easy to clean and use, the patterns make it better! It’s comfortable to use as well
Katie Kelly
This is the most realistic feeling and looking dildo I have EVER seen, it’s almost scary. The texture is spot-on and even the veins look real. Would definitely recommend for people new to toys or who want to practice their oral skills since it is on the smaller end
@@@Bruins@@@
This suction dildo does not only look realistic it feels extremely realistic too. It’s made of very high quality, liquid silicone that makes it soft and smoother than most others I’ve ever seen. The unique material makes it easy to clean and it air dries fast.
John
This toy is amazing! The tip is soft for easy insertion and the shaft is stiff for hard riding. The base has a great suction on it so it can stick to almost any flat surface. They did an amazing job on the details as well. The veins are very life like and adds some texture to the toy. If your a beginner to larger toys, this is a great option!
David the Explorer
Can't believe the price on this great quality dual-layer unit. A real bargain!
Overall, well made with perfect size & placement of the inner core. Very soft on the outside but reliably stiff because of the precision core. Super strong suction cup, hefty but small. Nice to find a somewhat thick, but less than 6.5" (insertable) dong. It seems smaller in person than the images, but the dimensions are essentially as listed. However note the dia. is only true as you approach the scrotum, it's noticeably smaller as you move towards the tip (which makes for easy insertion).
I agree with one of the other Reviewers, a significant disappointment is the lack of a "skin texture". While there are plenty of surface details (veins, etc), the micro-surface is too smooth. Even when pre-warmed and fully lubed, it feels glossy & slick over most of it, like a real peen with too much oil or vaseline on it.
JayMalik
This item is as realistic as a severed torso can get. I mean let’s be honest, women have a whole bunch of things they can enjoy without stigma, here’s one for the guys.
RACHAEL
I like how big it is and feels good inside me!! Definitely worth buying :)
KAREN S.
I was very happy with the item.. it’s so realistic and exactly like advertised. The size length and girth are a dream to be hold. I would highly recommend this item.
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Kaze
I mean… it’s a purchase alright. Note that everything sticks to it after wash tho. Worth the buy ngl.
Jason Kelm
Toys haven’t been my jam in the past. Always preferred a partner or solo personal touch.
I tried one toy with my husband geared to hit the g spot. It was fun but I quickly discarded it as I got more pleasure from his touch.
Decided to try this toy.
Wow. It’s super fun and I love the options. It’s a little noisier than I was expecting but not terrible. I definitely will continue to use this for solo or partner time. It’s great for the options and ease of use. It also really hits all the preferences I have. It’s great.
Jacob
Great for bigger girls and people with bad knees.
Eva Neupauer
Perfect as a toy for people starting out or need something as a warmup, suction is great and the firmer core is noticable and different feeling from regular toys
mukamil
Guys, i know how crazy and skeptical things from amazon can be at times and i’m never one to write reviews but THIS? This needed a review. I was amazed at how soft, jiggly, and easy it was to use. The damn toy basically took control of me
Matthew
My friend was feeling a little down and lonely if you get my drift, so i thought i would buy her something that would make her smile and it did the trick....
She said it was her new best friend from now on. So it was well worth it. Best buy.!!!
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