We bought The chair to help us with age and bad knees. The event started off innocent enough.. then things went bad.
We were both excited to try it out and were definitely ready to go. My girlfriend got on top. The chair combined with the wobbling of the bed it started getting really wonky.
Then she started laughing, uncontrollably. I was concerned she was going to fart. She was laughing so hard she was worried about peeing. So, I started laughing uncontrollably.
So, my girlfriend is laughing so hard, she looks like she’s going to have a stroke. She grabs the 10 speed looking handles and tries to stop laughing. I can’t.. stop laughing either.
I guess I had a look of fear as well as arousal on my face. It was definitely wobbly. I totally lost my boner. It was just a very uncomfortable first time experience.
We want to try it again. Maybe on the floor? But, we can’t even mention it without bursting into tears with laughter.
It’s definitely a source of fun. For sure.
Brain Scion
This product caused me pain. Not sure if that's a good thing, or if I should seek medical care. Probably just gonna keep it around so I can stick it on a car that's riding my ass. DO NOT USE THIS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME, unless you are made of elastic.
stacey miller
Realistic and different than most. Maybe make in multiple sizes. No surprises and as advertised.
Oak Island
What a product! The detail and feel to it are amazing. It is not too firm, not too soft....it really is perfect. I love the natural curve that keeps its upward trajectory even when standing! I can't recommend this product more!!! You won't regret it.
Regenald Canfield
This toy feels exactly like the real thing and is easy to pack for travel use. Definitely worth the purchase!
jessica smiles
Pretty easy to put together and use.
Janna
The product was amazing, it's not too hard and not too soft. It fits well and feels very lifelike. It was easy to clean, a lot easier than expected. And it definitely makes you want for more
Leslie
Very easy to handle, this is my first time using something like this and it is very soft and pleasurable, I usually don't experience an orgasm but this little Rose bud got right to to point and I must of had the best experience of my 66yrs in my life!! I would recommend this to anyone that hasn't tried an adult toy or anyone for that matter. She's easy to clean, charge and keep in a discreet place so no one needs to no my secret. But I do recommend this pretty little Rose bud!
John
This toy is amazing! The tip is soft for easy insertion and the shaft is stiff for hard riding. The base has a great suction on it so it can stick to almost any flat surface. They did an amazing job on the details as well. The veins are very life like and adds some texture to the toy. If your a beginner to larger toys, this is a great option!
Patrick
Despite working as intended, I kind of dont know how to use it right. It hurt, so im assuming I didnt put enough lube around things, wish there was some kind help section to help me figure out how to make it not hurt, other than that works perfectly.
Ashley Jackson
This thing is the perfect combo! It was discreet and fast! It came in a cute black box with a back travel bag and a magnetic charger! Very good, very easy, and I would 100% recommend this to my friends!
mukamil
It is small and soft. It is good but it is hard to clean it properly and it is not sensitive enough to feel good
GG
Wow what a device, the misses won’t sit on any other furniture and I abide.
Hours of finger licking fun
Best value tool to make misses yell my name
HeavyD
Quick shipping. Package arrived fully intact damage free. Solid feel and natural look. No latex smell. We are satisfied with the whole experience and the product
Dan
This is so perfectly sculpted, textured and painted that I got jealous of an inanimate object. Perfect is the best way to describe it. The suction cup is quality. Squeezing it feels real. This is the most realistic dildo I've held.
Citrine
This is a great beginning product as the silicon provides a more realistic experience and has a lot of squish so you can't hurt yourself on entry. The shaft has more gradual build to it and the balls are a good addition
Immanuel
Great suction, Easy cleaning. Feels great and realistic! Nice and thick! Definitely Recommend! Length is great. Nice and firm but soft texture.
Ruben C.
Good buy. Soft, but not to soft. Feel great. Definitely worth the price!
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