This toy is a hell of a good time. The Missus has been on a vacation, so I needed something to keep me company, and this really got the job done. The weight of it is very nice relative to the size, and it's very soft to the touch. Its two holes can be a lot of fun to switch back and forth on. It didn't come in an Amazon box, but its box says nothing about what it is, so it's still discreet.
Taylor
Product is super soft and pliable, definitely lifelike. Gets the job done and feels great! I would recommend putting a towel down because it’s a tad sticky if it isn’t powdered and might leave a stain. My favorite parts are the size and weight, it does half the work for you if you get the momentum right!
Molly T
Simple but classic design with an added rabbit. Quite a bit of bang for your buck
belli
It's just almost life size like for the bigger one. It's heavy Which is nice even tho it's got an awkward hold with the jelly feel and flop. But nice grip and sizing works great with lube and definitely looks real and works in any position, and vest thing about it is it don't talk back and run it mouth just does what you need it to. Lol. It comes with a double like thing and a tampon like thing for easy clean out and dry up
Erussell26
Easy assembly and works very well
Ruben C.
Good buy. Soft, but not to soft. Feel great. Definitely worth the price!
Richard carpenter
You know that saying “happy wife, happy life”? Well if you are away a lot for work like I am, get this and your life will be easy sailing!
Lottie Brooks
I have own a couple of different toys within my lifetime but this one is hands down the best i have ever had. My favorite is the rose end of it hands down but both are really nice I am
stacey miller
Realistic and different than most. Maybe make in multiple sizes. No surprises and as advertised.
Mia
Girth and length feel good, it's easy to clean, the base pop works wonderfully and sticks to most flat surfaces. It also didn't come with a weird like rubber smell, which was amazing. Packaging was discreet. Add it to your collection, you won't regret it.
Immanuel
This toy is wonderful - it's super realistic and the texture is soft but sturdy! It has a super strong suction cup which I love cause I hate when my toys slip around. This toy is fairly thick and might not be for beginners but if you like a challenge then you should absolutely try it out!
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Nyla McBride
So this being my first toy I've bought I will say, size is very intimidating at first. But, it is completely worth it. It does exactly what it needs to do and with it's size, much more. A great buy!
Big Poppa Pump
This thing is amazing! I purchased this initially for a friend for his bachelor party, and then after the party he told me about how amazing it was (i wont go into the specifics), but that I should get one for myself. I am glad I listened to him about this because the feeling of this is simply amazing! I have a few of these masturbators, and nothing feels like this one. Why not treat yourself and purchase one of these! You wont regret it.
Jack Straw
So far, so good. Went together easily, felt comfortable enough to sit on. Looks innocent enough to eyes that don't know what it is. Have not yet used it for it's intended purpose so review may change.
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