We bought The chair to help us with age and bad knees. The event started off innocent enough.. then things went bad.
We were both excited to try it out and were definitely ready to go. My girlfriend got on top. The chair combined with the wobbling of the bed it started getting really wonky.
Then she started laughing, uncontrollably. I was concerned she was going to fart. She was laughing so hard she was worried about peeing. So, I started laughing uncontrollably.
So, my girlfriend is laughing so hard, she looks like she’s going to have a stroke. She grabs the 10 speed looking handles and tries to stop laughing. I can’t.. stop laughing either.
I guess I had a look of fear as well as arousal on my face. It was definitely wobbly. I totally lost my boner. It was just a very uncomfortable first time experience.
We want to try it again. Maybe on the floor? But, we can’t even mention it without bursting into tears with laughter.
It’s definitely a source of fun. For sure.
Katie Kelly
This is the most realistic feeling and looking dildo I have EVER seen, it’s almost scary. The texture is spot-on and even the veins look real. Would definitely recommend for people new to toys or who want to practice their oral skills since it is on the smaller end
J.J.
It's been a while since I've had a girlfriend and I really needed some kind of release. I did not expect this doll to feel so damn good, like crazy good. I only planned to use it every once in a while, but it's been every night for the past two weeks. I seriously can't get enough. Try it guys, you won't be sorry.
Tedward Unkanoonk
I had low expectations after reading some of the reviews. We are very pleased with this item. I’ll begin by saying it took all of 2 minutes to assemble. My wife did help hold one side while i connected the other tubes. The stool is sturdy and easily handles 200lbs. If i had to come up with something negative, it would be the height (or lack there of. Ive already got a few ideas about how we can add a little height. We are very happy with the purchase and would recommend to others. Im glad we didn’t let the negative comments scare us away.
quade
This dildo is very realistic, after using it I was sore the next day! I used lots of lube and it still hurts to use! The suction is very good, doesn’t really work in the shower though!
If you like it big then this is definitely for you!
he Dude
Absolutely a must for anyones collection! This is the best suction I have ever seen on a dildo. Use in the shower is a breeze and it fits perfectly in my strap for extra fun. I love the look of the veins and the color. The material is firm but very soft to the touch which makes it easy to use and clean after. If your in the market for your first or just an addition to your collection this toy has so many uses and a great price!
Brain Scion
This product caused me pain. Not sure if that's a good thing, or if I should seek medical care. Probably just gonna keep it around so I can stick it on a car that's riding my ass. DO NOT USE THIS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME, unless you are made of elastic.
Evan
This toy is a lot bigger in person, something that's nearly unheard of when it comes to these types of toys haha!
Not that that's a bad thing. I usually go for much smaller toys, but it's nice to have some bigger ones for those more adventurous moods.
It's very firm and a bit heavy for its suction cup, but it's very easy to clean and well sculpted. I'm very happy with it in the end, and I'm sure this is many people's favorite toy.
Barbara
If you enjoy both internal and external stimulation, this toy is for you. It has a long battery life and it’s really easy to clean. I can’t recommend it enough!
Eva Neupauer
Perfect as a toy for people starting out or need something as a warmup, suction is great and the firmer core is noticable and different feeling from regular toys
Donald Howard
The product came in a discreet package and packaged well. The fit is tight and the material is really soft. The suction is very strong and does a great job at simulating a mouth. It’s a great quality product for the amount. Wonderful and sleek design. Very discreet if accidentally left out. It definitely gets the job done. Clean up is really easy and quick. The product comes apart to easily wipe away and clean. One of the best toys on the market and even fun to use with your partner. Great way to spice things up. Can be used hands free too.
Mitchell Anderson
This thing looks incredibly real. I have so many toy but this was a great bang for the buck! It’s very firm in the center but slightly squishy on the surface. The color and detail is so incredibly realistic it was a turn on to just see it for the first time.
Warzone Mama
Rearranged my guts I love it feels real
mar
Good material, easy to clean. Nice self-warming feature and tension. Edit: like it more for portable ability.
Sunrise Circle
Great product. Arrived as described and in perfect condition!
NerdShop
Love this toy. It feels amazing as it stretches you out. Usually like to use this as a transition toy to a bigger one. Wish it was slightly longer, but that’s just my preference.
Oak Island
What a product! The detail and feel to it are amazing. It is not too firm, not too soft....it really is perfect. I love the natural curve that keeps its upward trajectory even when standing! I can't recommend this product more!!! You won't regret it.
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