The serious consequences of a man's casual urination

Xiao Li is a friend of mine.

He said, "Let's go! Please go swimming! "

I said, "No!"

He said, "Why?"

I said, "the water is so dirty that they all pee in it."

He said, "then let's pee in, too!"

I said, "No."

And then he went by himself.

After playing for less than half an hour, he called me and said, "give me 300 yuan. I got caught peeing."

I said, "how can it be caught?"

He said, "when people pee in the water, I pee on the platform."

The next day, shameless, secretly went again, did not play for half an hour and called me again.

He said, "give me 300 yuan, and I was caught peeing again."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

He said, "Don't mention it. I peed in the water. I was fined 300 yesterday. I set the fire and peed on the yellow line!"

On the third day, I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said controller vibrator , "give me 300 yuan, and I was caught peeing again."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

He said, "Don't mention it. I caught a cold yesterday and took a shit when I peed."

On the fourth day, I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan, and I was caught peeing again."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

"Don't mention it," he said. "Today I saw a super hot beauty who brought out a white sticky substance when she peed."

On the fifth day, I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

He said, "Don't mention it. I peed too much and the whole pool overflowed."

Me: "."



On the sixth day, I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

"Don't mention it," he said. "I scared everyone away."

Me: "."

On the seventh day, I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

He said, "as soon as I came, all the people in the swimming pool peed.

Me: "."

On the eighth day anal dildo , I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

"Don't mention it," he said. "the caretaker peed when I got here."

Me: "."

On the ninth day, I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

He said, "Don't mention it. I can't pee. I'm not allowed to go."

Me: "."

On the tenth day biggest dildo , I went again and called me again without playing for half an hour.

He said, "give me 300 yuan."

I said, "Why did you catch it again?"

"Don't mention it," he said. "before I pee, as soon as I see it again, I will be fined 300 yuan first."

Me: "."
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