A clerk at a mobile phone store received a call from a young lady,"Do you sell shark machines? It's the one advertised by Jin Chengwu." The young lady asked.
Shop assistant: "Of course"
Miss: "Is this mobile phone waterproof?"
Recently, there have been many consumer disputes, and the shop assistant replied cautiously: "How much water is there? Under what circumstances?"
Miss: "About as much water as saliva"
Shop assistant: "That should be no problem"
The lady began to ask strange questions: "Will this phone leak electricity if it is inserted into a wet hole?"
The clerk suppressed his curiosity and tried to be professional and said,"According to the specifications of this mobile phone, it shouldn't be possible."
Miss: "Can there be a special function that will automatically vibrate after this phone is inserted into a wet hole?"
The clerk was a little angry, but tried his best to maintain the concept of "the customer is always right" and replied,"Miss
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The young lady was a little disappointed: "Can we change the antenna to another shape? For example, with a round head like a dog bone."
The shop assistant couldn't help but say
penis pump lockthecock ,"I want to advise you not to act recklessly. A few days ago, the newspaper reported that a young lady stuffed her mobile phone in her lower body and couldn't take it out and was sent to the emergency department."
The lady was also angry: "Where are you thinking? I have a kitten that loves to bite the antenna of the shark machine, so I have to ask if it is waterproof. I am also afraid that the phone will leak electricity and it will turn into a" roasted cat."If the shark machine can When it is stuffed into its mouth, it can vibrate on its own and scare it away. The reason why kittens like to bite is that the antenna is too much like a shark's fin. I guess if it changes it to the shape of a dog bone, it will lose interest."
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