Eight adult jokes that can't be missed

1. Architect

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by.

"this is nonsense," replied the architect. "Let me have a look."

When the architect arrived, his wife advised him to lie in bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by.

No sooner had the architect gone to bed than the wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped and asked, "what are you doing in my wife's bed?"

The architect replied nervously, "would you believe me when I said I was waiting for the train?"

[insight]

Some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but they make people needless.



2. Temptation

The English gentleman sat in the same box with the French woman, who tried to seduce the Englishman. She undressed and lay down and complained of chills. The husband gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"how else can I help you?" The gentleman asked dejectedly.

"my mother used to use her own body to keep me warm when I was a child."

"Miss, there's nothing I can do to help. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

[insight]

A man who is good at understanding amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who does not understand amorous feelings is a good man.



3. Spoon

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup best ass , which was immediately brought up by the waiter.

No sooner had the waiter walked away than Mike shouted, "Sorry bullet vibrator , I can't eat this soup."

The waiter gave him a new soup, but he said, "Sorry, I can't eat this soup."

The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is the best in our shop and is very popular with our customers."... "

I mean rose toy , where is the spoon?

[insight]

Of course, it is a good thing to correct mistakes. But we often change what is right and leave what is wrong, and the result is to add to the mistake.



4. Wearing wrong clothes

In the dining room, an extremely courteous man timidly touched another customer, who was wearing an overcoat.

"excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?"

"No, I'm not." The man answered.

"Ah vacuum pumps ," he heaved a sigh of relief, "then I am not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat."

[insight]

It is not easy to be justified. People who are straightforward tend to be humble, while those who are crooked are as strong as cattle.



5. Call back

A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "do you know Thomas's address?" Tell me quickly! "

On the same day, he received an urgent reply: "I know."

[insight]

When we finally find the most correct answer, only to find it is the most useless.



6. Sad stories

Three people went to New York for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their room on foot and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the tiredness of climbing the stairs.

Jokes were told, songs were sung, and we all felt exhausted when we finally climbed to the 34th floor.

"all right, Peter, tell me a humorous story."

Peter said, "the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

[insight]

We suffer, so we are humorous; we are humorous, so we are happy.



7. Sell books

A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and hurriedly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked, "does your store only sell my books?"

"of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "the other books sell well and are all sold out."

[insight]

"flattery" is a strange word: you seem to be flattering him or insulting him.



8. Help

In the post office hall, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write down your address on the postcard?"

"of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

The old lady added, "could you write a little more for me?" Thank you! "

"all right." After the middle-aged man had written according to the old lady's words, he smiled and asked, "is there anything else I can do for you?"

"well, there is one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "help me add one more sentence at the bottom: scribbled, please forgive me."

[insight]

If you refuse to help, people will hate you for a week. If you don't help perfectly, you might as well.
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